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Funny Snowman Prank Season 2 Episode 1

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Season 2 Episode 1 Exclusive Videos & Pictures www.facebook.com Google+ plus.google.com T-shirts www.districtlines.com Follow us @thescarysnowman Here we go! Kicking off season 2 of the Scary Snowman prank. In this episode we set up on Thayer St again Providence. We scared a woman walking her dog, a woman jogging, and an old lady who we thought was going to have a heart attack. We also scared a bunch of girls, with some great reactions and screams. We hope this episode makes you laugh out loud funny. Music by Incompetech.com

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The giant rat

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Occasionally I get requests from perspective home buyers for rodent exclusion inspections, on properties that they’re looking to purchase. I typically go in, do a thorough evaluation of the roof, attic, and grounds on the property and then I provide the clients with a written report and if applicable, a solution for existing issues. This was the case on a home in Spanish Trails that I was called out to inspect. The rat problem was very evident and I merely needed to document my findings with photos and descriptions of their activity.
 
When I arrived at the home, I met both the buyers and sellers, as well as the real estate agent and several other individuals. I guess when you’re dealing with a $4 million transaction, lots of people get involved. I was shown to the attic access and encouraged to go in and confront whatever was up there. Truth be told, I expected to wander around, take some photos, collect some droppings, and basically take notes on what I saw. That’s pretty much what I did until the point when I heard something move and saw an image from my peripheral vision. I stood still and listened closely for movement. I slowly began to look around in hopes of finding the source of the noise and movement. As I slowly turned my head, suddenly I saw a large rat appearing to be right on top of me and about to attack!  Startled, I leaped back and swatted at the rodent in an effort to keep it away from my neck and avoid being bit. In the chaos, I lost my balance and began to fall. I tried to catch myself, but it was too late. I came crashing down and was certain that I would fall between the beams and through the ceiling. Fortunately I landed across two beams that broke my fall and prevented me from falling through. I laid there momentarily and pondered what had just happened.
 
Hearing the loud crash, several individuals yelled up to me and wondered if I was OK. Embarrassed and uncertain as to what to say, I sought to buy time in order to manufacture a suitable explanation. After a brief moment of silence I responded, “yeah…ill be right down. Give me a minute…”. I scrambled to come up with a believable explanation, but really I didn’t have many options in explaining what had just happened. They had obviously just heard me nearly fall through the ceiling and my credibility was completely destroyed. If I couldn’t successfully negotiate through the attic without falling, I probably wasn’t the right person for the job.
 
I made my way down and prepared for the worst – actually admitting that I fell and nearly crashed through the floor/ceiling. And then it came to me. Upon climbing down the ladder and removing my respirator, I was received with a series of inquiries about my well being and as to what had just happened. I went right into character and began to tell of what I had just experienced. Excitedly, I proclaimed that I had come face to face with a giant rat and attempted to capture it with my bare hands. As I went on, looks of fear and horror consumed my audiance’s faces. As I went on in detail, they began to connect and relate to what I was describing. I had managed to win them over and bring them on to my side of things. Just then I told of the rat fleeing and me making a calculated dive and actually having it by the tail as it dragged me across and through the attic. I assured them that I was never in danger of falling through and instead that I was at no time out of position, rather I tried in vein to capture the beast and although I failed, I would eventually be successful.
 
I paused to dust myself off and like a sports figure during a press conference, I fielded questions from the curious on lookers, with each response, bolstering my position with more descriptions of the fierce battle that had just occurred.
 
I wasn’t about to wait for instructions on how to proceed, rather I let them know what was ahead and how I would be handling it. Basically I walked in like I owned the place and acted as if what they had just witnessed was consistent with actual protocol and procedure. They all nodded slowly and seemed to buy the ridiculous fabrication of my version of the events. Seemingly cool and unfazed, I gathered my tools and made my way to the door. What’s that saying, “never let them see you sweat”?  I needed to get out of there before the beads of perspiration that had formed at my hairline, began to run down my face. And so I did. The following day I returned and began the rodent exclusion process. And so went the occasion when I battled the human dragging rat that nearly put me through the attic floor

 

Technology News: How to Use Facebook

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Facebook, the social networking site has taken the world by storm and is transforming everything we do from the way we meet people to where we go out; how we entertain ourselves to what we buy. Follow these tips on how to use it properly.

Tips on Facebook Privacy Settings: As much as we like to broadcast ourselves on Facebook you don’t want everybody and anybody knowing everything about you. Internet fraud is a big deal and information such as your address, phone number and date birth make it easier for fraudsters. Location updates are also a virtual “please break into my house” sign to would-be burglars, which again is why it’s important to only have people you know and trust as freind’s on Facebook. Check your privacy settings to minimise the risks.

Go to ‘Privacy Settings’ then go to ‘View Settings’, here you can select what information about you is available to who. You can set your Privacy Settings to ‘Friends Only’ or ‘Friends of Friends’ or ‘Everyone’. You can customise this so that, for example, your photos can only be viewed by friends but your education and work and be viewed by everyone. If you have got your birthday up there in full go to the edit information part and choose to only show the month and day or no birthday at all.

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 Accepting Friend Requests from Strangers: Big no no. By accepting people you don’t comprehend you are efficiently allowing a stranger into your existence; permitting them perceive your thoughts, hobbies, whereabouts, and other points you hold on there. Also if you do perceive them and vaguely recognise them from that 2 1 week holiday you proceeded to go on 3 years ago, do you truly understand them? Look at your buddy list- how a lot of of them did you know that/ would converse to? The reality is it’s possibly solely overpowering or so of them. Be sensible and possess a buddy cull just about every few months.

Broadcast The Partnership Standing (When You Don’t Need to): There is a lot of drama surrounding the entire ‘relationship status’ matter on Facebook. For most it’s harmless, letting the world understand they’re single or in a romantic relationship, but for other people it may be far more sinister. Previously doing so year The Telegraph newspaper described that Facebook is being more and more cited in divorce case cases. Companions are being urged to also stay off the sociable social networking site throughout Divorce proceedings procedures.

The report mentions which one online lawyer claims which one in five divorce process petitions in the last yr contained Facebook recommendations inside them. Fb can trigger a rift in relationships. Writing on someone’s wall is quite public and even exclusive messaging somebody in particular if you’re getting an event or being flirtatious can easily be observed out: in particular if you mostly forget to log from Facebook once your performed and you give a computer!

An important point to bear in mind once transforming your partnership status on Facebook is that the new information is placed on the newsfeed of all of the pals for every person to see. So make sure you really are solitary before updating that status update for everybody to see!

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Letting Everybody Watch The Photographs: We’ve all been there; you’ve had one as well quite a few drinks and incriminating if not shockingly hideous, ‘I -didn’t-realise-my-face-could –actually-look-like-that’ photographs possess been taken. Now with a stellar evening out will come great remorse as one of the pals tags you in every single photograph and the family and work friends get to see exactly what you’ve been up to. To steer clear of doing so happening to you, simply go into your consideration settings in the top appropriate of the Facebook page. Go to ‘consideration’ afterwards ‘privacy configurations’ and ensure only good friends can browse your pictures. If your family are your pals after that click ‘custom settings/ images and videos I’m tagged in’ and then edit the settings there. It is easy to also produce a ritual establishing which lets you choose exactly who can view the images and videos, too.

Enhance the close friend count with random individuals Building any person and all people is simply not cool. When it arrives to sociable connect etiquette, nobody likes to see somebody with a 1, 000 good friends or followers. It means you’re not quite loyal to the types you do have if they are real and there’s a lack of trust.

Generate ‘Dumb’ Status Revisions: There is unquestionably another person on just about every individual’s buddy number who often gives you and the world with the most irritating and pointless improvements regarding their day-today life. “Jo drove to the loo” “Jo is heading to consider a bath,” “Jo just watched TV.” Achieves any person want know this sort of banal drivel? If anybody truly at any time desired to know what was heading on in the life we’d ask. Then there’s own loathing Sally: “Oh I detest my existence”, “Nobody could comprehend me”, “Why are some folks so angry towards me? ” Do you truly desire the rants depressing every person?

The occasional article enjoy this is fine if you are possessing a hard day and are commonly chipper, but as well a lot of and you might discover your Facebook friends dwindling and the real friends telling you to cheer the hell up.


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